Obama
Expands America's Borders
by
Cal Jennings
As
a counter move to Russia expanding its borders, President Obama made
a bold move to counter their action. He issued orders to send troops
into parts of Canada and Mexico to take advantage of the Keystone
Pipeline and oil interests in Mexico. In a speech to world news
journalists he stated,
“If
Russia can expand its borders to protect a pipeline that is of value
to their country, so can we. There IS one drawback to moving the
borders into Mexico though. We are going to have to move the border
wall further South. Still, I believe that this move will show Russia
who is boss without resorting to warfare with Russia.”
Many
are skeptical that this move will be taken well by our neighboring
countries but Obama said that their fears should be put to rest
because the resulting deregulation will be of benefit to both
countries.
Vladamir
Putin stated,
“America
can't do that! Who do they think they are? The former U.S.S.R?”
It
is unclear what effect this will have on the current strain between
the U.S. And Russia. However, if it is successful in averting a
nuclear conflict, it may avert WW III.
(This
work is totally untrue and is a work of satire. None of this is to
be taken literally.)
