6,500 Corona Virus Deaths Already?
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6500 deaths from the coronavirus. That sounds like a
lot, right? That's 6,500 people in the whole world. If you look at
what that means, it's 6,500 people out of 7.8 billion. Not so large
now, right? You also might consider what the coronavirus is. It's
the virus of the common cold. Sure there's no cure. Nobody has
found a cure for the common cold because there are so many variations
of the viruses that cause the common cold.
See, if you toy with the words and numbers, you can
make something like the common cold sound scary. You take the number
of people infected and leave out the 7.8 billion. You push the word
“deaths” and “virus” leaving out the fact that it's the virus
of the common cold and use them together in the same sentence as
frequently as possible. Now you have people scared. They're
panicking and running to the stores to clean out the shelves,
stocking up on, of all things, toilet paper. Now that people are
really scared, you keep pushing scary words and the small number of
the 6,500/7,800,000,000,000 or however many people have the common
cold (which will increase as the cold spreads) and it will sound even
scarier.
Oh NO! There are 8,500 deaths from it now! Last week
it was only 6,500. That's still only 8,500 out of 7,800,000,000,000
or 8,500/7,800,000,000,000ths. How fast does the common cold spread?
Pretty fast, I would say. They say that this strain spreads faster,
so let's say that this week it's 11,000 cases.
11,000/7,800,000,000,000 is still a very small percentage, but you
still publish the 11,000 and not the 7,800,000,000,000. Now you have
people hoarding canned goods, bleach, toilet paper, and anything else
they think will help. People are starting to fight in the aisles
over hand sanitizer and all of the other goods. That was fun! Let's
have some more fun. Let's make sure that it's all over the airwaves
and the internet and get the politicians in on it too. Great! Now
people are starting to shoot each other and riot in the streets!
That's more like it! What else can we do that with?
EA stock price for the last month
I hope you see where I'm going with this. Well, where
I went. Now things are ripe for taking guns from the population,
instating Martial Law, and anything else we want that we can scare
you about. We've scared you enough to keep you inside your houses,
in your basements, and in your fallout shelters. Fantastic! People
won't walk outside and talk to their neighbors and see that
everything is alright. They will be interested in buying new
technology to keep themselves entertained inside. Large screen
televisions, video games, and new interactive technologies are flying
off the shelves, even at the ridiculous prices we're asking for them. Our stock is rising at an incredible rate.
Who knew people were that gullible. Let's do some
more. People are now buying guns and ammo, not only to protect their toilet paper but to protect themselves from people who are panicking over the cold. So it goes on and on. Scaring people to keep them inside by
keeping the scare hype going and raking in the profits, posting hype
articles and memes to keep people scared. Scaring them within an
inch of their lives so we can rake in more profit. Relax, people.
Don't fall for the hype.
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