Showing posts with label scammers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scammers. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 17, 2022
Is Zuckerberg In League with the Nigerian Scammers?
I was commenting on a friend's Facebook post where a Nigerian scammer was trying to get her to send him a friend request. She told him to get lost and I told her, "Nigerian scammers have no heart." The woman, after all, is elderly and has cancer. For my seemingly mild sentence, I was given a 6 day suspension on Facebook. As far as I know, nothing was done to the Nigerian scammer. Does this indicate that Zuckerberg is in league with the Nigerian scammers? Since when is it wrong to call someone out for trying to scam your friend? Something seems very wrong here.
Thursday, May 9, 2019
I Must Be a Double Naught Spy!
I'm tellin' you, people. I must be a Double Naught Spy! I'm getting friend requests from more beautiful women than you can shake a stick at! They all want to be my wife, sometimes the first time we chat! I must really have a way with the ladies!
Thay mostly come from the U-nited States but one a them is from Damascus, Syria. She's in a Christian refugee camp and she only needs $2400.00 to come and be my wife forever!
She might be the real deal though because she showed me a picture of her baby.
Most a them just want $500.00 for a plane ticket to see me or a gift card so they can talk to me better. A couple of them have broken cell phones and want me to buy them a new one. What I can't figger out is how they took a picture of their broken cell phone if they had no other way to talk to me? Them women is hard ta figger out sometimes.
I don't know how I could be so lucky to git so many beauties to want ta marry me all at once like this, but it's a really head-scratchin' sitiation. All of 'em is as sweet as candy and American as apple pie. They don't have no good Grammer like me, though. I guess you kain't expect everyone to be as good as schoolin' like me. I done gragiated the sixth grade so you know I'm smart!
I reckon if I have to choose just one, since I'm not a Muslim in a Muslim country or a Mormon in Utah, it would have to be the Christian refugee in Syria. She might cost a little more, but my Uncle Al always told me, "You get what you pay for." I just hope that he was right.
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